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1. (Bill Clinton) (3507↑, 549↓)
To get a blowjob while at work.

I heard Jay Sardi got a Bill Clinton the other day.

2. (Bill Clinton) (3509↑, 2103↓)
The Best Damn Thing To Happen To America Since The Forced Resignation of Republican President Nixon A man who actually gave a DAMN about minorites (Ruined When Bush Ignored Minorities' Pleas During Hurricane Katrina), women (Ruined when Bush endored the idea that only rightful place for women is in the household), poor (Ruined when poverty rate increased during Bush's administration), civil rights (ruined when Bush allowed domestic spying on AMERICANS, peaceful anti-war protest meetings, etc. without APPROVAL OF COURT), economy (ruined when bush took office), gas (ruined when bush took office and got worse when bush let oil companies do w/e the hell they want), and Americans in General (Ruined when .]bush said "ur doin' a heck of a job Brownie\!") Many critics point out he was a nasty god-less pervert because he had an affair with a woman and that he shoudlve been impeached...now let us take this into persepctive... "Crimes of Presidents" Clinton: Had his dick sucked--Impeachment Bush: Lied About WMDS in Iraq, +2100 american troops dead, Allowed ILLEGAL Domestic Spying on Americas, Did Not Respond Quickly To Hurricane Katrina, +1000 hurricane victims dead, Gave In To Corrupt Oil Companies, "ur doin a heck of a job brownie\!"--None...YET

Republican: Bill Clinton shoudlve been convicted of his crimes\!\!\! Democrat: If Bill Clinton "SHOULD HAVE" been convicted of his "crimes", then George Bush SHOUD'VE been tortured and hanged for his crimes...

3. (Bill Clinton) (1597↑, 682↓)
The act of smoking marijuana, but not inhaling, and therefore not getting high

Dude, Joseph just pulled a Bill Clinton.

4. (Bill Clinton) (881↑, 272↓)
the act of getting fallatio (a blow job) in a forbidden place.

I got a Bill Clinton on the school balcony. Bill Clinton got a Bill Clinton in the Oval Office from Monica Lewinsky, and now that guff slut, butchi has her own T.V. show. My friend got a Bill Clinton in the plan bathroom, and is now a part of the Mile High club.

5. (bill clinton) (1042↑, 516↓)
1. 42nd president of the United States. Bill Clinton Ushered in the Age of the "world wide web" and was the first US president to send an Email (March 1993). 2. Although famous for a sex scandal that included oral sex among other acts with several secretaries, Clinton accomplished several tasks, for which he was either hated or loved, depending on the party. 3. Bill Clinton Waged rather successfully two Wars, [Bosnia] and [Kosovo], which like Reagan, no one remembers. He managed to save thousands of American lives by using the [Star Wars] strategy of [Ronald Reagan]. 4. Clinton was the first U.S. president to allow Gays in the Military with his "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy in the 1990s. 5. Clinton was elected shortly after an Appearance on the Arsenio Hall show, where he played a Saxaphone on live Television. 6. Clinton's Vice President [Al Gore] claimed to have invented the internet, and the Environment, but he was only half right. (See Al Gore). 7. Clinton fired Janet Reno for suggesting masterbation be made socially acceptable and taught in schools.

"[W]hen I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale." "The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth." "'We're not inflicting pain on these fuckers,' Clinton said, softly at first. 'When people kill us, they should be killed in greater numbers.'

6. (Bill Clinton) (750↑, 359↓)
\#1 fan of [McDonalds].

Bubba loves the big mac.

7. (Bill Clinton) (985↑, 609↓)
A pot-smoking ex-president who always has sex on his mind.

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite word? A: Oral.

Author: Radical Republican http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/1035225
8. (Bill Clinton) (583↑, 434↓)
Best president ever. yeah so he got a [bj]... big deal.

Bill Clinton is my homie

9. (bill clinton) (249↑, 127↓)
the worlds biggest PIMP

bill clinton is hands down the worlds biggest pimp

10. (Bill Clinton) (465↑, 349↓)
Possibly blackest president in American History. Also redneck, though much, much better than [George Bush]. Overall cool guy.

Nobody died when clinton lied.

11. (Bill Clinton) (421↑, 314↓)
A very misunderstood man. The 42nd president of the united states, he has accomplished almost more than any other president in american history. he was impeached for something that should not have been a public afair, unlike the president of today who has lied and has not been impeached. In his term the economy was the best it has ever been, he created many treatys and alies throught the world, and did wonders to the welfare of the citizens of the united states. What most people overlook is the fact that he was one of the best presidents ever and instead focus on something that is not any of their business.

bill clinton was a wonderfull president that should not have been impeached.

12. (Bill Clinton) (354↑, 257↓)
a man who lied about cheating on his wife

i did not have sexual relations with monica louinski

13. (Bill Clinton) (142↑, 49↓)
- If you're left, he's a saint. If you're right, he's a snake. - A blowjob

Democrat: Bill Clinton was the best President ever.... and I wish he were still in office, unlike those right-wing wackos we have now. Republican: Bill Clinton is a satanist and a liar\! I hope he burns in hell\!

Author: I just don't give a damn http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/2362995
14. (Bill Clinton) (120↑, 42↓)
42nd President of the United States, thought to be our first black President because he dated fat white chicks\!

Dat gangsta pulls a Bill Clinton every weekend by boning a new fat white chick\!

15. (Bill Clinton) (96↑, 32↓)
DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN\!\!

Bill Clinton: "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN\!"

16. (bill clinton) (146↑, 93↓)
the closest black president we ever had

Bill Clinton is tight.

17. (Bill Clinton) (92↑, 44↓)
Some one who many call the first black president. One thing is true like most black husbands his wife would be better off without him.

Just when Hillary gets things going her way Bill Clinton does something stupid and sets her back.

18. (bill clinton) (191↑, 146↓)
One of the few presidents America should NOT be ashamed of.

Bill Clinton got a blow job. But come on, who seriously thinks he was the first president to ever get a bj? One thing's for damn sure: Clinton was the only one man enough to admit it (eventually).

19. (Bill Clinton) (193↑, 171↓)
A state of being impervious to the law.

"Ha\! I'm a living Bill Clinton\! Your laws can't touch me\!"

20. (Bill Clinton) (70↑, 51↓)
1. The presidental version of [Jiraiya]. 2. The best thing to happen since [JFK]. 3. The predicesor of the [American idiot] [George W. Bush]. 4. The president to get away with screwing an intern.

Bill Clinton: I did not have any sexual realtions with that woman [Monica Lewinsky]. But I'm wearing her underwear

21. (bill clinton) (122↑, 104↓)
A shining example to men everywhere teaching us that work and play need not be separated.

dude, you should be more like bill clinton

22. (Bill Clinton) (44↑, 30↓)
The First Black President

Bill Clinton is down with the homies

23. (Bill Clinton) (33↑, 23↓)
The first "[black president]" before [Barack Obama]. And the pimp of the nation during his presidency. He cared and listened to [minorities] and the young voices. But most of all, he sure loved the ladies. And the ladies sure loved him back.

Bill Clinton would pimp and tap any ass that moves (Regardless of age or looks). Except Hillary\!

24. (Bill Clinton) (46↑, 36↓)
Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard\! Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years\!

Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.

25. (Bill Clinton) (291↑, 284↓)
The 42nd so-called "president of the United States" who proved to be the most subversive and hypocritical "commander in chief" to date. Accomplishments incude: 1) Having a affair (and being impeached for perjury partially as a result) with a White House intern. 2) Despite his own '60s era admiration of draft evaders and goals of avoiding mandatory military service (aka the draft) during the Vietnam war,Bill Clinton (aka Slick Willie) championed Selective Service draft registration to continue despite his own actions to the contrary about 30 years earlier. Hypocrite\!

Bill Clinton was (and still is) a liberal subversive\! At least I had guts enough to serve in the military.

26. (Bill Clinton) (31↑, 26↓)
The reason why gasoline was 99 cents a gallon in [Taxachussets].

When Bush took over from Bill Clinton, all hopes of peace and cheap joyrides vanished. If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.

Author: Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/2626113
27. (Bill Clinton) (16↑, 12↓)
1. noun: any object that can be used for sexual intercoarse either on top of or next to 2. noun: an illegal drug given to an infant in the form of gum drops or other deluctable treats 3. verb: the act of stealing socks off of elderly people while they sleep 4. adjective: describes a person that thinks with his penis, or other sexual organ, rather then his brain. 5. direct object: a substance that is given to midjets inorder to coerse them into having an intense chess tournament with the giver 6. adverb: describes an action or movement that which seems offensive to humans but reminds certain animals of their mother, therefore atracts the

1. I did this chick last night on top of a hard Bill Clinton 2.

28. (bill clinton) (41↑, 37↓)
a guy that people all hate just because he cheated on his wife. well fyi, THAT DID NOTHING BAD FOR THE COUNTRY. get it through your fucking head, morons. --;

even if bill clinton cheated on his wife, how did that effect our country?

29. (Bill Clinton) (75↑, 72↓)
A do-nothing president who is conferred God-like status for liberals. See also [John F. Kennedy]. Like Kennedy, often credited with accomplishments he actually didn't have. For instance, "Under Clinton we never had any terrorist attacks" (see USS Cole, African Embassy Bombings and Oklahoma Federal Building); "Under Clinton, we never had any wars" (see Bosnia, Yugoslavia, Kosova, Serbia, Iraq, Somalia and Rwanda - all of which except Iraq were civil wars and conflicts that had NO affect on American national security); "The economy is worse now than it was when Clinton was in office/ Clinton made the economy better" (the president does not have the power to "make" an economy better - that is achieved mostly through lending and monetary policy set by the Federal Reserve, which is not subject to Presidential authority. This is still a relatively free-market economy, and one man is not capable of affecting it drastically one way or another); "Clinton spent more money on education" (George W. Bush has spent more on education, especially with the passage of No Child Left Behind, a horribly bloated piece of over-spending crap legislation in its own right); "Clinton spent more money on welfare and minorities" (Clinton cut welfare to minorities and poor people for the first time since the Johnson administration - it is the only redeeming quality he has in the eyes of politically conservative Americans). When one pulls ones head out of ones ass and examines what the hell Clinton actually DID do while he was in office, one draws a less glamorous and more realistic picture of the man as a President. Also known for receiving oral sex from a 20 year old White House intern, lying about it to Congress and being the only president to be impeached and not removed from office. Among his other accomplishments are taking more overseas trips on taxpayer funds than any other President in history, hiking taxes, reducing defense spending, over-regulating the CIA, NSA, FBI and other security organizations, making them less effective at their jobs and unable to effectively coordinate, smiling, and making eloquent, yet completely meaningless and useless political speeches. Was previously the governor of one of America's most impoverished and redneck states, yet is inexplicably not thought of as a redneck or an uneducated hillbilly like his successor.

Liberal: Bill Clinton saved America from famine, flood, economic disaster, herpes, AIDS, poverty, hurricanes, pollution, racism, premature ejaculation, debt, theft and cancer. Conservative: Clinton didn't do any of that. Liberal: NO BLOOD FOR OIL\! Conservative: What? What are you talking about? Liberal: Don't be a racist\! Conservative: \<blink\>

Author: John Fruggenhaggen http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/2553495
30. (Bill Clinton) (14↑, 13↓)
A person who: (1) lies; perjures themselves under oath (2) uses drugs and dodges the draft in college (3) womanizes and is a serial adulterer. (4) takes credit for a booming economy that had nothing to do with his policies Basically a person with no moral decency but is looked up to by a lot of people.

Guy \#1: Dude this guy is such a bastard. He is a lying, draft-dodging, womanzing serial adulterer. Why would people look up to him? Guy \#2: Oh so he's a Bill Clinton. Guy \#1: Yea exactly\!

31. (Bill Clinton) (7↑, 9↓)
Our first REAL black president, unlike that poser Obama. Born into poverty in the deep south (Arkansas), had an affair with a fat white woman (Monica Lewinsky), played jazz music (saxophone), and loved him his KFC and McDonalds.

During his campaign, Bill Clinton received much support from the African-American communities, for obvious reasons.

32. (Bill Clinton) (102↑, 104↓)
Doesn't have a good poker face. I can tell when he's lying. When he gets really really pissed and red faced and shakes his finger THAT's when he is lying.

Bill Clinton "I did not have sex with that woman" "I tried to get Osama" *head explodes*

Author: i pooped in your shoe http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/1990007
33. (bill clinton) (59↑, 61↓)
A clueless moron who raped a woman named Jennifer Flowers, but is never called on it because his liberal buddies will defend him to the death. Also, a person who is willing to lie in court, under oath, with no remorse.

Bob pulled a Bill Clinton at the trial the other day. You know he's lying...

Author: Saddie Flavington http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/1891415
34. (Bill Clinton) (11↑, 14↓)
To receive a blowjob while smoking a cigar, and then to take the cigar and place the unlit end into a girls vagina. After this, remove the cigar and proceed to smoke it again. This is the little known move called the "Bill Clinton".

I didn't have any cigars to perform a Bill Clinton yesterday with my girl.

35. (Bill Clinton) (17↑, 20↓)
The closest we've ever had to a black president.

Damn\! This nigga Clinton is closest to ever bein a black pres\! He did what he had to do to drop Hilary's ass and get wit Monica Lewinski.

36. (Bill Clinton) (5↑, 9↓)
To deny something to the grave.

Everyone knows he cheated on her with Sheila but he's going to Bill Clinton it to the end.

37. (Bill Clinton) (6↑, 10↓)
A president who's beneficial actions, nearly in their entirety, are recorded for future generations to admire in the common notebook.

"I had a book written by a politician supportive of Bill Clinton, but I used everything other then the appendix, table of contents, and the foreword for keeping my trig notes.

38. (bill clinton) (43↑, 47↓)
A penis without a spine. While America's enemies plotted against her, Bill Clinton philandered. A dishonest and cowardly man who wouldnt know the truth if it bit him on the ass. When the islamo-nazis attacked American interests over-seas Clinton reacted by bombing an asprin factory. A president who was only elected because of Ross Perot, and whose 'great economy' was based on the fantasy of the 'dot-coms' and fradulent accounting policies of US firms. The tragic Clinton presidency was a direct cause of Sept 11th 2001. Also, he has a thing for ugly women - dykezilla (his wife), Monica Lewinski, Paula Jones and Babs

Bill Clinton: I tried to get Osama and failed\! Thinking person whose mind is not full of left-wing conspiricy bullshit: Aw Horseshit\!

39. (Bill Clinton) (129↑, 133↓)
America's biggest disgrace

Maybe if he wasn't too busy getting blowjobs from interns coughhMONICALEWINSKYoooooooughghggh he'd of been a better prez.

40. (Bill Clinton) (82↑, 87↓)
The slickest substance known to man. This is something that has or could crawl through a world of manure and still come out clean as a whistle. For some odd reason or reasons, many lower life forms consider this a good thing.

Al Franken cooked himself a shit sandwich on Bill Clinton cookware and he had no problem washing it clean after he ate since nothing stuck to the slick and non-porous cooking surface.

41. (bill clinton) (121↑, 128↓)
To get a blowjob at work when you are supposed to be doing your job , and while you are doing that a million people are being slaughtered in Rwanda because you're not doing your job , you're getting one\!\!

bill clinton = shit

Author: Bill Clinton is a war criminal http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/1650781
42. (Bill Clinton) (11↑, 19↓)
a sexual maneuver, much like the Superman (of Soulja Boy fame), in which the male ejaculates on his partners back, then sticks a former President on his or her back

Bill Clinton that HOOOO\!\!\!\!

43. (Bill Clinton) (151↑, 159↓)
One of the worst presidents in U.S. history. Cheated on his wife, then lied about it (but I kind of don't blame him, I mean, look at who his wife is). Inherited a good economy and took credit for it. Then destroyed the economy, while Bush takes the blame. The president doesn't have much to do with the economy.

Only president so far to have been elected by MTV. Oh, yeah, and his running mate claimed to have invented the internet after Clinton got out of office.

44. (Bill Clinton) (5↑, 15↓)
Named after the 42nd president of The United States, the Bill Clinton is the act of bringing home and scoring with not one, but two, fine looking Asian women from a night on the town. They could be picked up at a bar, on the street, or even in North Korea.

Tom: God this year's underwater basket weaving convention is going to suck. Bob: What are you talking about, last year we both pulled Bill Clinton's. Asian girls love to weave.

45. (Bill Clinton) (120↑, 130↓)
A man I hate because before Bill Clinton I was a Democrat who was atleast semi-optimistic about politics but after Bill Clinton I am for the destruction of all governments on earth because Clinton showed me just how evil politicians really are\!

After Bill Clinton got through with all his shit I will never trust another politician again in my life\! Not for as long as I live\! I hate polticians and Clinton is the embodiment of the word politician. Check his fuckin head for sixes.

Author: All politicians suck Satan's penis..................jvz7 k111 `3m411 http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/1121478
46. (bill clinton) (119↑, 129↓)
A pretend moderate who uses his status as an alleged moderate to advance his extreme leftwing and extreme rightwing insanity and evil. A megalomaniacal,bi-polar,schizophrenic antichrist\!

That Bill Clinton sure is an asshole.

47. (Bill Clinton) (133↑, 145↓)
the worst president since Jimmy Carter or quite possibly LBJ

Monica wasn't the only one that sucked on the job.

48. (Bill Clinton) (177↑, 189↓)
A fucking moron from Arkansas who has currently opened a Clinton library that looks like a fucking huge trailer (makes sense for Bubba)

Hah, Ah'm peckerhead Bill Clinton and ah lahk gettin head in thuh Oval Orifice, ah mean Office\! Oh wait, ah'm not there anymore......(Sobs)

49. (bill clinton) (125↑, 138↓)
The one and only thing he was good at was representing the looser-sleazebags that voted for his sorry ass.....

Q: Why is Clinton's favorite sex-position having the woman on top? A: Because he can only fuck-UP.....\!

50. (bill clinton) (117↑, 131↓)
No one died when Clinton lied.

Except his sperm cells. Oh well\!

51. (Bill Clinton) (119↑, 133↓)
A President who liberals admired for reasons I cannot understand. Evidence of how backwards America has gotten if this guy gets slapped with the "librul" tag: 1. He signed the DMCA. 2. He actively supported DOMA. 3. He escalated the fascist War on Drugs. 4. He insituted an extremely regressive grocery tax as governor of Arkansas. 5. He was an imperialist. 6. The only thing good about him is that his opponents were even more evil.

Bill Clinton represnts how pathetic America has become, especially concerning that his opponents were even more bigoted and puritanical.

52. (Bill Clinton) (81↑, 96↓)
The Man who made a mockery of the United States, and made the white house a joke

DAMN YOU BILL CLINTON... George Bush did the same though

53. (Bill Clinton) (5↑, 21↓)
Swaggering thug passion, cute and plus a body to die for\!

When Bill Clinton walks across the podem and speaks\! damn

54. (Bill Clinton) (97↑, 113↓)
The man who ended America.

We are all going away.Just you wait and see. It's all over and done with.Finito Caput,THE END.

Author: politicians are sick evil fucks http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/1400176
55. (Bill Clinton) (12↑, 29↓)
the secound worst president. he sold US land to the UN that had perfectly good coal in it and then bought horrible coal from some small country that no one knows about

hey i just sold my corvette for a ford focas this is something Bill Clinton would do

Author: SMARTERTHENDIPSHITS http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/3339468
56. (bill clinton) (40↑, 57↓)
Draftdodger. Adulterer. Liar. The most immoral President who turned the White House into a joke. A Democrat and former Governor of Arkansas characterized as a womanizer who can't keep his wandering eyes and crotch off other women besides his overbearing wife. Was impeached after being put on trial in the U.S. Senate in 1998 for the obstruction of justice and lying under oath in the Paula Jones deposition. He is regared with an adulterous affair with intern named Monica Lewinsky in which he recieved, at minimumm, a blow job from her in the Oval Office. This evidence was used in his impeachment trial. famous for his dishonest words to the American public by saying, "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinsky. I never told anyone to lie, not a single time. These allegations are false." His corruption makes him popular in Hollywood. He was aquitted in early 1999. Some of his other women include Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones and Jennifer Flowers. Key events during his 8 year tenure as President: the signing of NAFTA the firing of Joycelyn Elders, the Surgeon General signing of the Camp David Accords the "suicide" of Vincent Foster the shut down of the government sending miscles in Iraq to cover his troubles with Lewinsky the Whitewater scandal the compound fire against the Branch Davidians in Waco, TX the bombing of the Mura Federal building in OKC the 1st bombing of the WTC putting gays in the military

Bill Clinton is disgusting and one of the worst Preidents as a result, in my opinion.

57. (bill clinton) (57↑, 76↓)
Man who lied under oath before the supreme court of the United states. Commonly compared to George W. Bush, his successor, who managed to avoid being tried for his crimes against America by instituting a commitee of right wing fundamentalist christians while the media's attention was diverted by his numerous, and humorous blunders. Bill Clinton poorly led his countrymen by getting his dick sucked in office. If only this man had come after G.W. Bush, he could have followed his example of getting oil at the expense of American lives (thousands of them). Stupid Bill didn't even think of how readily his soldiers would sacrifice thier lives so their parents could still drive fords and chevys (even though they had been produced in outsourced factories). A rose between 2 thorns....or is it a rose between 2 Bushes (I forget how that saying goes) ALL HAIL GEORGE W. BUSH, KING OF THE OILFIELDS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Bill Clinton was powerless to prevent the onslaught on human rights at the hands of George "Dubbleyah" Bush, his successor.

58. (bill clinton) (11↑, 32↓)
Soon to be the First Man of the White House in history. Will become America's First Bitch of the White House.

Hillary will make Bill Clinton her bitch when she takes over the White House.

59. (bill clinton) (120↑, 141↓)
1.man who can bomb the counrty of Iraq twice in 4 years and place 125,00 troops in the Gulf area and declare no act of war. 2.man who betrayed his country and likes mcdonalds french fries but doesnt inhale pot. 3.tricky bastard.

God damn I wish I hadnt voted for Bill Clinton.

60. (Bill Clinton) (67↑, 88↓)
President who likes the BJ's. So what. I don't know about you, but I like my president to be nice and relaxed.

Bill Clinton likes to have relations with people better looking than his wife. Oh no.

61. (Bill Clinton) (61↑, 82↓)
In 1992, Bill Clinton was a not-so-popular small southern senator who, despite speculation of many, won the Democratic Primaries. He ran against current incumbent George Bush I. Even though he was jeered at first and nobody believed he would have a chance, he eventually won the election by a landslide. His first term was generally a time of growing economy and good progress which made it easy for him to defeat Bob Dole in 1996 by an even bigger landslide than 1992. However, by most people his second term is remembered more for its scandals such as the Monica Lewinsky scandal in which the president was impeached for lying about his sexual relations with an intern. This severely marred his reputation and the reputation of his administration (which is often blamed for Gore's defeat since he could no longer rely on Clinton's popularity). He exited presidency in 2000 and retired. In 2004 he underwent bypass heart surgery.

Bill Clinton was a controversial figure but achieved a lot.

62. (Bill Clinton) (123↑, 144↓)
God Damn good man. Helped our economy, great speaker, and showed that you can ger some in the office, even if from some fat intern

Bill Clinton, Better than John Kerry

63. (bill clinton) (7↑, 29↓)
First Bitch of the White House

When Hillary becomes president, she will make Bill Clinton her bitch. Bill will not be the First Man or First Gentleman. He will be the First Bitch.

64. (bill clinton) (107↑, 129↓)
a.k.a. "Bubba-Bo-Bob-Brain"

Bubba-Bo-Bob-Brain sings: "You will call me your leader,I'll be King of the world"

Author: How Spielberg-ian http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/870174
65. (Bill Clinton) (88↑, 111↓)
a man that everyone on the first page of this definition hates because he got oral in the oval. These people are what make this country a bunch of prudes who frown upon a woman showing anything but their hands and face (or the president enjoying pleasure from someone who's not a man....erm...Hilary Clinton...). I wonder why we elected him...not once but TWICE...yep...sounds like the worst president to me. Hell, Nixon wasnt that bad either. I quote Brantowan in this "known for nurturing a strong economy, steering clear of foreign entanglements" please guys, shut up about immorality. Morality is overated

Clinton is better than you and all your little anti-clinton followers

66. (Bill Clinton) (109↑, 133↓)
a fucking gay faggot that had an affair with Monica Lewinsky and wanted to cover it up and change the story by attcking serbia. a country that has no threat to america.

The War against Serbia was unwarranted on strategic, legal and moral grounds. Serbia was the fourth country Bill Clinton has bombed in the past seven months during his time. That record is one of a trigger-happy administration that has created an image of America as the planetary bully. Decent Americans need to make a stand when it has reached the point of a full-scale war of aggression against a country that has done America no harm.

67. (bill clinton) (123↑, 147↓)
Time to face the facts: Bill clinton deserved that blowjob\!

The greatest president since JFK.

68. (Bill Clinton) (152↑, 176↓)
42nd US president. Said to have done great things for our shores, but overseas he did crappy. He was also immoral and lied under oath, actually making him the first president to do so.

"Some say that Bill Clinton is to blame for Nine-Eleven. Who knows who to blame..." -me

69. (bill clinton) (29↑, 54↓)
this biggest ass in america besides marcos (guy who left 2nd definition) Not only did the idiot cheat on his wife hillary (or should i say husband?) by recieving it orally, he also didnt give a damn about cuba pointing nuclear weapons at America (were lucky we didnt get bombed) Bill is responsible for saddam having weapons of mass destruction when Bill thought it would be "rude" 2 search Iraq because of him, saddam still had nukes and with them bombed the world trade centers

How do people talk about how bad Bush is when our last president was Bill Clinton?

70. (Bill Clinton) (69↑, 94↓)
the "meat" in a Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. sandwhich proof that politics makes strange(homosexual) bedfellows

If Hitler and Stalin were caught in bed together having GAY,ANAL SEX,which one would you vote for?

71. (bill clinton) (121↑, 146↓)
a dumb ass who only thinks about sex.

clinton is old guy that didnt do shit for his country.

72. (Bill Clinton) (4↑, 31↓)
1.) used to describe someone of high social status that has accomplished a great goal. 2.) used to describe a certian object of value

1.) Guy 1: 'Hey did u hear that Akons in alot of trouble for performing an [on stage rape] on a young girl? He deserves to be in such trouble'. Guy 2: 'What are u talking about fool? His music sucks but he got it on on stage with a 15 year old. That niggas Bill Clinton' 2.) 'Yo I just picked up some crazy ass ganja from Jamaica, this shits Bill Clinton'\!

73. (Bill Clinton) (82↑, 113↓)
This is something that Ah actually said on the night of September 27, 2003 in a "secret" Adult's bar in New York City: "Fuck me please Ah am very gay. Wanna know mah fuckin name? it is Blowjob. Aka: Billy Boy. AKA: Bill Clinton The Ass Fucker. Peeps, Ah really like men, 'specially there asses;......so fuck me."

The only reason Ah'm puttin mah quote here is because Ah furgot to put it in mah book: My Life.

74. (Bill Clinton) (27↑, 59↓)
Husband of the 44th President of the USA.

That Bill Clinton made a fine First Lady.

75. (bill clinton) (44↑, 78↓)
the [pimp] of all presidents

"I did not have sex with that woman"

76. (Bill Clinton) (89↑, 123↓)
Incredibly able president who reduced the national debt to the lowest point in decades who was attacked and nearly impeached for something that over half of all presidents did and no one gave a shit. now used as an alternative to Bush suppporters rather than actually arguing their point.

"At least Bush didn't have sex and lie about it. He may have fucked our economy and our country, but he hasn't had extramarital sex (that we know of)\!"

77. (Bill Clinton) (41↑, 76↓)
The blackest president we had so far.
78. (bill clinton) (129↑, 165↓)
the smartest man that ever lived. one of the only president's who made our nation hella strong, and one of the biggest manufacturing nations in the world.

bill clinton rocks your face off

79. (Bill Clinton) (48↑, 85↓)
okay...okay...not the best pres. But look at who we have now...

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80. (Bill Clinton) (41↑, 78↓)
the first Black president

who else would do some shit like that? don't worry... i'm a nigga too.

81. (Bill Clinton) (27↑, 66↓)
A total effing Stallion and/or Dream Boat.

Oh my gosh Susie\! Check out that Bill Clinton over there\! I wouldnt refuse his class ring\!\!

82. (bill clinton) (38↑, 78↓)
the closest we'll get to having a black president in the next 100 years.

yo dawg, that bill clinton is one of us niggaz. if we voted he would have won by even more.

83. (Bill Clinton) (42↑, 87↓)
a president who had a good forgein policy and helped the ecnomy get back on its feet.he also had sex with that bitch monica. they say thats pimp but i think its nasty because that bitch was ugly seriously well thats just my opion because i would never fuck that bitch. an odd thing about clinton is that he had conservitive ideas and liberal ideas which he used in his economic policys.

he raised taxes to help the ecnomy grow to make labor strong and he also had some welfare cuts and he tried to put in a sysstem where inssurence companys tookover healthcare.

84. (bill clinton) (65↑, 110↓)
a good president, possibly one of the smartest presidents, along with Woodrow Wilson, but he wasn't perfect, therefore he was worthy of impeachment in Republican eyes. If you ask me, the fact that they had to resort to getting into his personal life proves that they had nothing on him as far as how he did his job as president

Bill Clinton tried to open up the military to gays and lesbians, but he suffered a backlash from homophobic republicans and had to settle for "don't ask, don't tell"

85. (Bill Clinton) (50↑, 95↓)
better than the bush's

whatever shit clinton did he is still way better than dubya and his rich daddy\!

86. (Bill Clinton) (56↑, 102↓)
A great president that unfortunatly got caught doing what every president before him has done.
87. (Bill Clinton) (46↑, 93↓)
n. America's 42nd President known for nurturing a strong economy, steering clear of foreign entanglements (more or less), and bopping [skanks]. Bill clinton is--contrary to what those on this site may tell you--regarded by most presidential historians as a mediocre to above-average president.

Unlike some other presidencies, Bill Clinton's will not be remembered as a complete fucking disaster.

88. (Bill Clinton) (37↑, 84↓)
Got shit done. Caught a little head balanced the stupid fuckin budget, it aint no thang.

Got shit done. Caught a little head balanced the stupid fuckin budget, it aint no thang...

89. (Bill Clinton) (60↑, 107↓)
Best president of last 40 years, helped economy, was cool, and was a normal person, he actually had sex. Too bad the original George Bush was impotent, so was Reagan

Jacques Chirac is no Clinton\!

90. (Bill Clinton) (55↑, 103↓)
One of the best presidents in recent memory who lied about a blowjob, which Republicans use as ammo whenever bashing him.

He did so much, yet gets so little respect.

91. (Bill Clinton) (32↑, 80↓)
the first African american president of the united States

Not since Bill Clinton have we had a Blck president.

92. (Bill Clinton) (26↑, 74↓)
da first "black" president

ay yo u seen clinton? he went and moved to harlem.

93. (Bill Clinton) (28↑, 76↓)
The word used during sexual intercourse, Oral sex, orgasm in general.

Yes...thats it..YES, YES, YES, Dont stop\!\!\!\! Dont Stop\!\!\! uuuuhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh... How was it hun? It was Bill Clinton style.

94. (Bill Clinton) (36↑, 85↓)
Clinton may not have been that great, but he was WAY better than bush Sr. or Jr.

Clinton is kind of a dumbass, but he's better than Bush. Bush is a complete dumbass.

95. (Bill Clinton) (64↑, 113↓)
Is infact one of America's better Presidents. Bill Clinton is also one of America's luckiest presidents being that he came into office after Regan and Bush who played a major role in cleaning things up, only to take heat for it leaving Clinton in a very good position. However, Bill Clinton still is also a good President. Who gives a shit what he does in his sex life.

Bill Clinton is married to Hilary Clinton. I'd let a fat chick blow me too if I were married to that.

96. (Bill Clinton) (15↑, 65↓)
Oral sex, bitches\!\!\!\!\!

There's nothing finer than a woman's vagin-er, except for her thing that talks on your thing that cocks\!

Author: Stiffley Stifferson http://bill-clinton.urbanup.com/968632
97. (Bill Clinton) (19↑, 73↓)
The Pimpin' Prez

Billy C got mo ho's an likes fuckin lesbian twins

98. (Bill Clinton) (41↑, 97↓)
One of the coolest presidents we ever had. Vote the nigga back into office\!

The only conspiracies Bill Clinton had were until his desk..

99. (Bill Clinton) (37↑, 100↓)
First american president to (nearly) be able to speak English, and he's a serial rapist.

uhhh, Bill Clinton?

100. (bill clinton) (17↑, 89↓)
the only old ugly white pimp to become president ohh giggidy giggidy gig fripidy gallem go bill you da pimp

bill clinton nuff said.

101. (Bill Clinton) (44↑, 117↓)
The ultimate fall guy.

Bill Clinton was responsible for 9/11, the recession, the popularity of American Idol, the Crusades, Gigli, and the Holocaust. God bless America and vote for Bush. PS I'm an idiot.

102. (Bill Clinton) (24↑, 115↓)
Former President of the USA, didn't really do any good for the country, but he was a PIMP so.... 'nuff said

I saw Bill Clinton in the presidential limo rollin' out with a bunch of fine hoe's... what a pimp\!

103. (Bill Clinton) (25↑, 135↓)
retard president, but better than Bush by a long shot i.e. seemed capable to write his own name without assistance.
104. (Bill Clinton) (47↑, 206↓)
The Biggest DAMN IDIOT TO EVER BE BORN. I wish that Bitch had never been born. He is the stupidest most incosiderate man alive. He did so many wrong things that no one even noticed like when he upset Eastern Africa during the the Genocide In Rwanda. Because he did this we are now in a war with Iraq. Somehow people think this is George Bush' s fault wich makes absolutely no sense because he had not even been in office for one year when the September 11th attacks were made in 2001. To plan these attacks would have taken years in advance, possibly even before George W. Bush was even considered for election, hence stating the Middle East was upset with Bill Clinton's leadership of the United States not G.W.B.

Mike: "Bill Clinton was the Best thing that ever happened to the US." Kevin: You are so stupid did you not just hear what I told you about what he did in the Middle East to screw up the U.S. Mike: Oh, Sorry Kevin I'm just a stupid person who is completely oblivious to the World\!

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